17th April 2014

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tlok-atla:

thetallesthobbit:

hystericallysound:

When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!”  Clever… very clever.  You win this time.  

This is by far the greatest post in existence.  You can all go home.  I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this.  The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.  

Bahaha

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17th April 2014

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asagi-s-garden:

thesirenssing:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

You must be in canada

*struggles not to laugh at the Supernatural reference that was just completely missed*

asagi-s-garden:

thesirenssing:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

You must be in canada

*struggles not to laugh at the Supernatural reference that was just completely missed*

Source: aliceneedsadrink

17th April 2014

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leannamarie00:

My life in one gifset

Source: sociopath-tendencies

17th April 2014

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Legacy - レガシー

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17th April 2014

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17th April 2014

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

Source: slimiest

17th April 2014

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chibisokka:

hama0n:

The two most unfortunate authors to be cited together

we’re prepared to deploy the Assmann 2000

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17th April 2014

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edwardspoonhands:

isault:

Oh, Hank. You had no idea… 
[x]

I did actually. I called John after I read it and I said “this is going to change your whole entire life. If you think what we have is big now, this is going to be so much bigger.” 
I thought it was so good that I was more scared that excited. I didn’t want the book to take over as the central thing in Nerdfighteria. I want Nerdfighteria to be about remembering to be awesome and thinking hard about people and situations and the world…and I was worried this book was going to be so big that it would usurp all of those things and Nerdfighteria would just be people who like TFiOS. 
That fear was unfounded…for the most part…but I did not under-estimate TFiOS. I knew from the moment I put it down that it was going to be a very big deal, that just would have been a really weird thing to say in a video.
Thanks to you all for being more than fans of a book…or of a YouTube show. 

edwardspoonhands:

isault:

Oh, Hank. You had no idea… 

[x]

I did actually. I called John after I read it and I said “this is going to change your whole entire life. If you think what we have is big now, this is going to be so much bigger.” 

I thought it was so good that I was more scared that excited. I didn’t want the book to take over as the central thing in Nerdfighteria. I want Nerdfighteria to be about remembering to be awesome and thinking hard about people and situations and the world…and I was worried this book was going to be so big that it would usurp all of those things and Nerdfighteria would just be people who like TFiOS. 

That fear was unfounded…for the most part…but I did not under-estimate TFiOS. I knew from the moment I put it down that it was going to be a very big deal, that just would have been a really weird thing to say in a video.

Thanks to you all for being more than fans of a book…or of a YouTube show. 

Source: isault

17th April 2014

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aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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17th April 2014

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paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

Source: join-they-said